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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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