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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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