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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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