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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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