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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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