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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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