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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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