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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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