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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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