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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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