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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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