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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊
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