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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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