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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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