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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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