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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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