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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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