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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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