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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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