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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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