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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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