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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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