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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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