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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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