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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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