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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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