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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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