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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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