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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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