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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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