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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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