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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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