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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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