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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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