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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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