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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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