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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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