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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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