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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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