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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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