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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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