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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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