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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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