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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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