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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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