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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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