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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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