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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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