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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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