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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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