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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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