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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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