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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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