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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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