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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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