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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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