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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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